Penny Pulling the Landlady of The Bottoms Up
“Penny Pulling keeps the pints flowing and the atmosphere friendly at The Bottoms Up. She believes everyone is welcome, provided they treat others with kindness and respect.”
Stark Mark is Penny’s right hand man at The Bottoms Up pub. He understands most sign languages but sadly not the one that Penny learnt (she is using Albanian sign language with a terrible accent). He lives at Lower Hole Farm Campsite and hasn’t worn clothes in years.
Bert Spray the Village Handyman
“No job is too small for Bert. Not even his shorts. Dependable, practical and always cheerful, he’s happiest with his toolbox in one hand and a list of jobs in the other. If something needs fixing in Lower Butt-Ox, Bert has probably already started..”
‘Why do it yourself when Bert can do it for you?’
Curley Burley is our local Bush Assessment Officer and ensure that all men in the village are keeping natural growth and that clothes are not being worn. He is firm but fair and as he says “Just keep that of the way while I do my bush assessment“
Jim Trim the local Pop Up Barber. He is a regular feature in Lower Butt-Ox and makes sure every client gets just what they need. But when that curtain is closed you have to wait your turn. 100% satisfaction guaranteed – and don’t forget his loyalty points scheme.
“Everyone leaves with a smile on their face” says Jim
Major Bashing is the village veteran. He is very keen on health and efficiency and runs The Willy Wanka Club. It is a very productive group.
Chastity Chas is the Parish Officer for Personal Containment & Standards
Chas takes personal containment very seriously.
Comfort, practicality and personal choice are at the heart of his work.
He is responsible for Parish guidance on containment, pressure management and related matters.
“Further emissions are available upon request.“
Meet Other Village Nudists
These four friends are among the best-known residents of Lower Butt-Ox. Whether welcoming visitors, leading guided walks, helping at St Dick’s or baking, they believe everyone should feel at home in the village. From left to right you’ll meet:-
Shawn is the welcoming host. He wants to make sure everyone enjoys their visit, whether it’s a long or a short one.
Em is the master of the village tour. He sees everything and loves to show off the village’s best views.
The Reverend Andy MacFandy looks after St Dick’s church with some lovely ornamental brass balls in the garden.
And Fanny is the village baker, florist and runs her gift shop ‘Fanny’s Petals. Everyone says what a lovely spread she puts on. Everyone agrees there’s no better way to end the tour than by enjoying one her famous cream pies.
Ollie Flinch (from Wide Open Spaces magazine) now runs our media coverage and making sure we are really out there for all to see.
And meet Phil – our very own village AI app – who is so helpful he will tell you everything. And we do mean everything.
Meet Paul d’Crayola our ‘resident nudiste artiste‘. You will find his artistic style very ‘unique’.
