THE REVEREND’S BALLS ATTRACT ADMIRERS FROM ACROSS THE COUNTY

July 3rd 2026.

Visitors once again travelled from far and wide to admire the Reverend’s much-loved stone garden balls.

The Reverend said:

“I’ve spent years looking after them.”

He added:

“A little polish every week keeps them looking their best.”

One visitor commented:

“They’re the finest pair we’ve seen anywhere.”

Shawn smiled.

“I bought him a tiny matching pair for his birthday.”

The Reverend thanked Shawn for his thoughtful gift.

“I’m sure I’ll find the perfect place for them beside mine.”

The Parish Council later confirmed that the Reverend’s garden continues to be one of Lower Butt-Ox’s most popular attractions.