SHOCK ANNOUNCEMENT FOR NEW ERECTIONS IN LOWER BUTT-OX
October 15th 2026 By Ollie Flinch (Senior, and only, reporter for the Gazette)
Lower Butt-Ox was thrown a curve-ball today, right after the Tossers had been practising hard with the announcement of new elections for the council for the village.
The poster was erected without notice, although every one sniggered at the spelling error. Bert’s first comment was ‘I had one of those this morning”
Village stalwart Dick Hole (the current counselor) and local celebrity Fuzzy Duck are representing local issues. The remaining four candidates are outsiders so we wait and see if they can spread their portfolios for all to take a good look at.
The full list of candidates is here:
Dick Hole (current counselor) and a very popular member of the village
Fuzzy Duck – local celebrity/hero and village icon. Always loves a drinking game in Bottoms Up even though they get his name wrong.
Nora Slide – Member for the Backbone Movement – will the bone in the title work in her favour?
Justyn Time – Links with the Cover-it up Scandal may not work in his favour in this village.
Pat Pending – He hasn’t said anything yet, but maybe he has something to reveal.
Gale Force – Her profile says she is going to whip it all up and make a clean breast of it. She might live to regret those words.
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